Funny Educational Quotes
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." Dan Quayle.
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed."Bruce Lee.
"I can speak Esperanto like a native." Spike Milligan
"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?" Fred Allen.
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" John Mendosa.
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth." Will Rogers.
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil." Ruby Wax.
"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous." Desmond Bagley.
"Grammar schools are public schools without the sodomy." Tony Parsons.
"There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if you can get him off the thing he was educated in." Will Rogers.
"My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years." Paul Merton.
"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick." Samuel Beckett.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." Dan Quayle.
"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle of a bog: Brilliant but useless." Connor Cruise O'Brien.
"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust in alphabetical order." Mike Barfield. "What's another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright
"Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency." Raymond Chandler.
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Emo Philips
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up." Lenny Bruce.
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